Dog Cookie
And boobs or whatever
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And boobs or whatever
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Hey critters, tit-pilled boobmaxxer here.
I miss when Aki opened every episode of Z&M with some variation of “hello everypony!”, it always brings a smile to my snoot! <3
My work bestie just got canned, and he admitted to me that he thinks horses and sheep are kinda hot after I asked him my favorite zoo-sniffer question.
“Would you fuck a centaur?”
I get away with it by consistently being an inappropriately goofy ball of wool! Since I work in blue collar (UwU) we can speak fairly unrestricted without reprimand, and since people think furries fuck animals anyway, I just kinda make zoo jokes all day and nobody bats an eye and it is kinda freeing. (Hey siri: define Jester’s Privilege)
I’ve actually got people I work with talking about fucking animals with me and hot cartoon dogs they’d fuck, it’s incredible. I said Balto, but honestly most people think about Nala from lion king or Jenna from Balto.
Comment question: “Have any of you gotten a non-zoo to call any animal/feral cartoon hot or am I just built different (incorrectly)”
Much love to the voices in my head at work (you) and thank you for yapping consistently every week for our entertainment! 🩷
Boob boob boob boob boob
Boob boob boob boob boob boob boob
Boob boob dog cookie
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You make me want to read Warrior Cats with how much you talk about it. Maybe I’ll jump on that series once I’m done with rereading The Famous Five series.
“I’m scrolling through e621 right now.”
– Akito, Host of the Zoo & Me podcast, 2025
Regarding gen 1 starters: While I like Charmander the most aesthetically (and I mean, they evolve into a hot ass dragon, come on), having a water or grass type in your party from the start is so useful in gen 1 since the first gym is Rock type. So I’d say Squirtle and Bulbasaur are great from a utilitarian perspective. Bulbasaur especially will carry the first two gyms (Rock and Water).
Aki, I’m now expecting you to introduce me to the vegan scene in Hamburg. Honestly, food is probably one of, if not the best thing about going abroad.
One more thing before the question: Boob boob boob…
Comment question:
What’s a thing from your past that you didn’t do but wish you did, and/or vice versa?
Well considering dogs do have a lot of boobs, “Boob Boob Boob Boob Boob Boob Boob Boob and Dog Cookie” is technically correct for an episode name. And most zoos do prefer anatomically correct dogs so I think it works.
Aki’s head cannon is I am in my 80’s… I… I… I’m speechless! Jin says 40’s, so Brass cast your vote sonny how old is this geezer? Am I a young buck raring for life pedal to the metal doing some circle work* or half lame out in the back paddock ready for the nackery**.
Yeah I put “*”s in because I just know you’re going to google that stuff and get bamboozled.
* Circle work normally done in a V8 ute (pickup truck) involves pressing your right foot and the accelerator under said foot to the floor of the vehicle while the steering wheel is turned to full lock to either the left or the right causing the back of the ute to rotate around the front of the vehicle in a circle spraying mud or dust everywhere in a paddock depending on the time of year. Not to be confused with “donuts” which is similar, but done on bitumen and usually produces a lot of smoke and will get some nice people in a car with pretty blue flashing lights on top wanting to have a chat with you.
** Nackered completely worn out
Nackery a slaughter house or abattoir where old animals are turned into dog food.
Nooooo! Aki that 30K was 30 Kilometres per hour over the speed limit not 30,000! We are still perfecting our warp drive engines here to be able to go 30,000 Kilometres per hour over the speed limit. Maybe we should talk to that nice Raccoon “Rocket” to help with propulsion development, but I get the impression he’s more of a hit it with a hammer to make it work kind of mammal.
That was almost an entire episode of comments, but it was good, and that alpaca info was for Jin, since she asked the question about head touching in an earlier episode, in reference to what I said in an even earlier episode and at this point the feed back loop of recursive referencing might begin to destroy the fabric of space and time. I think I better go out to the shed and split a few atoms open with a chisel to collect a few Higgs boson particles, just to be on the safe side, in case we need to rebuild the universe after the podcast implosion ends it all.