Eurofurence 2026 Special!
Here it finally is, it was so fun!!
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Here it finally is, it was so fun!!
Make sure to follow our Bluesky accounts if you don’t already!
@zooand.me
@akito.zooand.me
Bleat
Bleat bleat bleat bleat
Meow
Meow meow meow
Woof
Woof awroooooo!
I shan’t be listening to this episode, as I hate the sound of my voice in recordings, but it was great fun to be a part of.
I really enjoyed my first EF for 15 years, as amongst other things, I got to meet and interact with many excellent fellow zoos, which allowed me to be my true self for once. I hope to see you all at next year’s convention ^^
Also: DOG!
god that’s SO COOL. I wish to travel to Hamburg one day and meet y’all. the zoo scene seems to be the biggest in Germany ! ahh I have SO many questions
Angry bleat. Angry bleat. Angry bleat.
I’m pissed. I’m steamed. I was in Hamburg this week picking z0*ph1le stickers off of street poles. I heard about the MESS that these zo0phreaks left around the city with their INDECENT adhesive animal graphics and NAUGHTY slogans. I wasn’t having any of it. I don’t let that kind of thing happen on my watch. I, for one, say NO to zoo stickers.
But these zoofiends have no sense of fairness in warfare. As I was waddling along on my patrol, collecting a thick pocketful of bisexual adhesive dogs, I saw YET ANOTHER zoo sticker. In public! Really? BEST-iality? That sounds disgusting to think about. I wanted this sticker GONE so that no one else would have to endure the thought of it. I wanted to pick it up off of the light pole with my hand and rip it into a million pieces with my teeth. But this lewd “BEST-iality” dog was really, and I mean REALLY high up on that light pole. I reached. I jamp. I asked strangers for piggy back rides. But no matter how hard I tried, I could not out-tall one of these FREAKISH zetas. What were you wearing a fucking jetpack when you put that one up?
You win today. but next time you see me I’ll be wearing stilts and I’ll stilt-kick your dog banging ass, you punk.